iwantdatcookie:

I think I accidentally created pyro

violaceous-vinaceous:

Baby

“yo whens mahvel wants you to play U. MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3” — ( x )

popedaddy:

mycroft-holmes-approves:

saccharomyces-cerevisae:

i shouldn’t be laughing so hard at this 

My boss got one of those things that grows in water and it’s a zombie, so he put it in a cabinet in its little container of water and put a sign on it that says “Don’t open dead inside”

girljanitor:

siddharthasmama:

this is it, this is the best one.

AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA

the-feels-of-the-fandoms:

askjackryan:

lutece-floating-atoms:

the-feels-of-the-fandoms:

With the heat wave currently being experienced in the kingdom, I highly recommend you buy this juice.(unless allergic or unavailable near you.)

This juice tastes like the way it feels to finish Bioshock Infinite.

WHY WOULD I WANT A JUICE THAT TASTES LIKE BROKEN HEARTS AND TEARS.

YOU ARE AWFUL AT MARKETING.

((It tastes…somewhat tart, fairly satisfying, but the taste is a little confusing so you’re not sure what exactly you’re tasting at any given time because all the juices are blended together so masterfully. And when you’ve finished it, it leaves your mouth still longing for more because it just wasn’t enough. “I’m not sure if I exactly liked that yet, I need to try it again.” 

Is that better?))

That was so beautiful and accurate that I am actually crying.

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

orangeinmyhand:

Sorry Jontron

bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

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